31st March 2007

Bacon Is Debonair

Bacon tuxedo, from Archie McPhee
Bacon tuxedo, from Archie McPhee

Yet another way you can be bacon-clad: Arche McPhee is selling this bacon-print tuxedoand it’s bacon scented. I tried to infuse my bacon costume with a bacon scent, and it didn’t really work. I don’t know how they do it. They say it’s “tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric.” I still don’t know how they do it. It’s a miracle of modern science, people. How long does the bacon scent last? If you hang it in your closet, will your entire wardrobe start to smell like bacon? The mind reels. Thanks once again to Miss Delirium Tremens for the heads-up.

There are currently 4 responses to “Bacon Is Debonair”

  1. 1 On March 31st, 2007, cleenbean said:

    wow. an asian man in a bacon tux. what more could an egg girl ask for?

  2. 2 On March 31st, 2007, Tiki Avengers said:

    This suit will go great with my egg scented underwear, that cover my buns…hahahaha I kill me sometimes.

  3. 3 On April 1st, 2007, Humuhumu said:

    With fried egg undies, a pancake fedora, and some maple cologne, it’d be just like a McGriddle. Mmmmm…. syrupy.

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